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It’s that time of year again – school is winding down and I have barely have anything left to do. Luckily, I am finishing my senior year of high school, which means I’m out for good! There’s nothing like the feeling of getting out of school, especially since it’s the last time I’ll be in high school. Going off to college next year should be rather interesting (at least I’ll be able to study some things that I’m interested in). I’m looking forward to the summer and being able to sleep, work and make some money, and do whatever I want.

AP tests are done and all that remains are a couple of finals (this class included). All of them should be easy, so I have nothing to worry about. I’ve had a good run at my high school, and it’s almost sad to leave…

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c(O_Oc)

Last night, I was watching some random youtube videos of some of my favorite bands and songs. As I looked at the sidebar for ‘related videos’, I came across some very intense and good songs. Most of them were related to Facebook Records, a Christian Record Label that has some deathcore bands signed. My favorite of all of the new songs that I listened to would have to be “Silence the Oppressors” by Impending Doom. It’s pretty brutal, and it makes you want to get up and just break something – anything. It’s a great song, and though I haven’t heard anything else from the band, I look forward to checking out more. Oh, and I realized that “Sun Doesn’t Rise” by Mushroomhead is an awesome song as well.

In other news, last day of classes is next week, which is awesome. It’s about time for me to stop doing work so

Broken?

Over the weekend, my computer decided to basically just break… why? For no apparent reason! I was playing some World of Warcraft, as always, and after about 30 minutes, the game froze up. My computer was fine, but I wasn’t able to Alt+Tab or anything, so I had to do a hard reboot. Then after freezing another 3 or 4 times, the game just wouldn’t even start. It said I couldn’t start 3D acceleration – NO WAY! I updated my drivers and chipset, reinstalled the game, and deleted my WTF and Cache folder… still the game crashes. Only a restart will allow me to log back in for about 30 seconds before another crash. It’s outrageous! The only thing that will allow me to get into the game is the ‘-opengl’ trick, but the game becomes so laggy that it’s not even worth it…

I have put in an inquiry on the tech support forums, but no blues have responded yet… *sigh*

Is that on ƒÌRÉ?

Music that makes me want to get up out of my comfy chair and kick some behind is what is on fire. Every morning, I’ll wake up a listen to some music as I’m getting ready for school. Nothing is more of a pick-me-up than some metal… who doesn’t want to hear some screaming, yelling, and amazing guitar in the morning? of course, sometimes I’ll go to sleep listening to it, but that’s another story. There’s always a song that I can listen to that makes me feel like I can do anything, and recently it’s been (sic) by Slipknot. It’s a fairly brutal song (the live version at Big Day Out is great), and you just can’t help but want to break something.

Though that isn’t the only thing that is on fire today. A Baked Alaska is also on fire…

Roll… OH?

Indeed, sugar makes the world go round. Despite the fact that I love the pictures of unmarked candy vans and that I want to grow up to be Willy Wonka, I can’t get enough sugar. Every night, after eating dinner and going online for about 4 hours, I take a bath in sugar. Sure, it may dry my skin out a bit, but the sweet scent that it adds is nothing to be sneezed at.

Yesterday, I inherited a small bag of Rolo’s from one of my friends… the excitement that I felt was unimaginable! A whole bag of Rolo’s, all to myself! But then, my worst nightmare came true… my friends in the next class found out. I soon became the hunted, having to watch my back nearly every second as people came in for the kill, shoving their hands into my pocket to grasp a Rolo. Soon enough, I gave in – distributing a small amount as I safely stored the rest for myself. Good times.

There can’t be a post about sugar without mentioning China Dynasty. That’s right, sugar buns from China Dynasty. The sweet sensation of biting into one of those fried pieces of dough rolled heavily in cane sugar makes my mouth water… forget the Chinese Food, BRING ON THE SUGAR BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to be confused with…

My ‘UNrotic’ post has no implications whatsoever – it is merely a fun little story that leaves some things up to the imagination. With that said… I have decided to discontinue the story for two reasons, but I won’t bore you with that.

‘Icy Tower’… it’s probably one of the most addicting games I have ever played. What do you do? You control one of three characters: Harold the Homeboy, Neon Green Outline of Harold the Homeboy, and another unnamed character. The game is really quite simple – you jump on platforms up the icy tower. Yes, that’s it. It sounds like you would want to gouge your eyes out after playing it for a couple minutes, but the game reels you in. unlocking new floors, getting higher and higher… you WANT MORE! In some ways, it’s like a drug, but a legal one. In fact, I’m so addicted, I’m going to go play right after posting this! The bone level awaits me… I need to unlock the blue level!!!!

Anyways, I was playing Mario Party 4 this weekend and it was really fun. But then, it makes you collect presents… 5 for each of the 8 characters. Seeing as a game takes about an hour to an hour and a half, and there is no guarantee that you will win, this is outrageous. It’s a good game, but I don’t think I can stand playing for THAT long.

UNrotic

Chapter 1

Mr. Peepers is an average, run of the mill guy. He is 6’0 tall, weighs 180 lbs, and has dark brown eyes and hair. Many would consider him to be tall, dark, and handsome.  What does Mr. Peepers think of when he is asked what a good night out with a date would be? “First”, he describes, “I would take off all of my clothes and get into the shower. I wouldn’t want to be dirty before the date.” (obviously he is kind enough to clean his body before going out). “Then, as I leave, I slam the door so hard that I can almost hear it screaming… even if it is an inanimate object! After all, I don’t want any thieves coming into my house and stealing my ‘Virgin Mary’ painting (it’s worth $100,000 you know). Of course, I would then drive to my date’s house and pick her up, but I wouldn’t open the door for her… she can do that herself.”

■╥smells of old baby wipes╥■

The first free-style poem has been posted, and I must admit, it sucks. Okay, okay, so I was hoping for something with a little more innuendo in it, but that does it for now.  While innuendo is what I plan to incorporate in all of my posts to come, there comes a point when it can be too much. What is that point? It doesn’t matter as long as I don’t cross it, and that is exactly what I plan to do. Can an erotic story not be erotic? Can it really be cleaned up enough to have non-offensive material in it? What will the reaction be? All of these questions will be answered when my non-erotic story comes out (date all depends on when I’m not lazy). I am expecting to have some co-writers working on it with me, so I think this will be a very good turnout. Hopefully it is received as well as I anticipate!

Don’t Clean the Sink

As I look out into the hall,

All I see are massive balls

Rolling towards me with the speed of a cheetah chasing after its prey and the prey is praying, praying, praying.

Forgiveness!

Hallelujah!

Salvation!

All these things comes to mind when I see those balls rolling towards me like a hundred natural disasters!

As the balls crash into my body, I am absorbed…

I am eaten whole like the prey being chased by the cheetah.

BALLPIT…

What’s this blog about?

Obviously, this blog isn’t about babies… anyone logical could tell that from the title. What kind of sick person would make a blog about babies? Not me…

I mean, after seeing the title of this blog and still coming to read it, there must be something wrong with you… You just might want to go see a psychologist and make sure you are stable!

In all reality, this blog is about the most random s*** I can think about… and who knows? Maybe I’ll even throw up some free-style poetry!